Aspiring Socialite Prints

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Children's Party

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Brian's considering the optics."

A day at the races

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."