Aspiring Six-figure Earner Gifts

'If you're not making six figures in five years, I wouldn't be at all surprised.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

World Economic Forum

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

Warren Buffett

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

Mu$k

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

Corporate Ladder.

"Looking for Investors."

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

How to books - How to be an oil Profiteer.

Amazon buys MGM Studios...

'Arthur Fogle here, pretending to be the next Warren Buffett.'

I suggest shares in the music industry. Is that a sound investment?

"Kevin brags that he day trades on Wall Street, but his ringtone is still Sesame Street."