Aspiring Self-promoter Gifts

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Creativity 2.0

Blog Breakdown

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

The Social Media Expert

This could be your blurb.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

School of Music: Blowing Your Own Trumpet.

Model's aspirations