Aspiring Romantics Mugs

"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Social Networking.

"Everybody meets online these days."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Puppy Love

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Spring Break.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.