Aspiring Romantics Mugs

"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love is Blind.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Cupid

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Puppy Love

"Everybody meets online these days."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Social Networking.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Tunnel of Love.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Spring Break.

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Roller Coaster of Love

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

Heart is sewn back together.