Aspiring Road Warrior T-Shirts

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'How am I doing?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'I'm ready for my first lesson - how do i start it?'

'Do you think you could teach me how to drive just as far as the airport?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Your Grounded!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"This can't be good."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'