Aspiring Philosopher Pillows

"True, time is money, but unfortunately, money isn't time

"Everyone was born with a purpose in life...."

'Leaving a stain isn't the same as leaving a mark, Axel.'

'Have you got any self-help books?'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

How To Be In The Moment...a few moments before anyone else.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"One year closer to college!"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Could I ask just one question?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Pastorius wonders why.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Life after death