Aspiring Martial Artist Prints

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

Overjumpers

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Mod Kwan Doh

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Old Karate Master

Children's Imagination

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."