Aspiring Lifesaver Gifts

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Thank-you God.'

What else is there to wish for?

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I've been genetically modified!"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

The Idea of America.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"This is a teaching hospital."

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Career center: 'I'm planning to replace Katie Couric when she retires!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

What we're looking for is someone who can dream big and work within our budget.

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

In search of the American dream...

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'All A's and an F in penmanship. Have you ever thought about becoming a doctor?'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.