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"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

What else is there to wish for?

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

A girl climbs a ladder of books

'Just call me Delia...'