Aspiring Equestrian Gifts

Bumpy Ride

'I'm hoping to get a pony when I'm older!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Little Princess.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Gentlemen Riders

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

A pony throws its rider.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

A man selling a horse to an older lady

A day at the races

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'