Aspiring Diva Mugs

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

So close... Yet so far.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

Always stick to the script.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

Madonna

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.