Aspiring Dieter Mugs

'I've really cut back on the pasta. If I'm somehow chosen, I'm determined to fit in the medium-sized vestments.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Dieting Motivation.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

Fat man on scales.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"I would kill for your metabolism."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Shrink

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'