Aspiring Carpenter Prints

'Look at the stool I made... next I'm going to build a violin!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Moving in

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Education and Apprenticeships

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

Thor's Other Tools

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Bob's a tool belt."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

'Just call me Delia...'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.