Aspiring Art Visionary Pillows

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Children's Imagination

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

The world's most unemployable family

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Children's imagination

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"That'll be the day!"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

"This one will go with everything,

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'