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Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Magic Tricks

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Robot walking pet robot

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The wine-shop

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Spider's Web Trampoline

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."