Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows
Aspic Admirer Pillows
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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
bird interprets modern art
"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Robocop and Juliet.
"I'm the bad guy..."
Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
"I just need help getting the pit out."
"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."
Robot Jogger
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.
Magic Tricks
"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."
'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'
Robot walking pet robot
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
The wine-shop
"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."
"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"
Fellow Sheep of the Ring
'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'
'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."
"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."
Prisoner still life painting.
Spider's Web Trampoline
"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."
'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'
Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.
"It's a great work!"
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Aspic Admirer Mugs
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Aspic Admirer Prints
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