Asparagus Enthusiast Mugs

"Mom,its me...Jennifer.I'm here behind the asparagus...can you hear me?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Shuck me.'

Police Cow!

Vegetarian Birthdays.

The worm that churned!

Cow and Milk

Pea

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Needs more kale.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'