Asparagus Enthusiast Mugs

"Mom,its me...Jennifer.I'm here behind the asparagus...can you hear me?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

Pea

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'Shuck me.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"