Asian Studies Pillows

Japanese Victory in First Sino-Japanese War

Australia's role in the Asian century.

Schengen

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

Victor Hugo

Alien David statue

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Scarcity

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Oymoticons

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Made in China

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Loan Alley

Reese Witherspoon

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Didgeridoo

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I find you can't have too many man caves."