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"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Raheem Sterling

Still Life With Nordic Track

Hockey Season.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

Wilfried Zaha

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Football Sculpture.

Indoor Football

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

Rugby Mad.

Cross-country knitting.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

England And The Ashes

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

David Beckham

Javelin

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Living the Dream

Marcus Rashford

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

Volcano and plane

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Former Wrestlers: "Think of it this way....you made weight, again."

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'