'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'
Ascension Aspirant T-Shirts
Celebrate ascent with comfortable t-shirts that speak to the soul. Our designs for ascension aspirants are fun, meaningful, and ideal for spreading positive vibes.
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
Cat with Lion reflection in mirror
"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."
'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'
Baseball Dreams
'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'
"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."
'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'
"I don't understand what people are saying up here."
"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"
"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."
"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."
'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'
"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."
"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."
Lincoln elementary school
"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."
"Ambitions... to be opened."
"I want to be a clone."
New Year's Resolutions...
'Come here right now! Dogs can't fly.'
Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?
"Great, just my luck."
SUPER DREAMER
'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'
Do something that takes your mind off smoking.
'So you won't be coming, Mother?'
"Cody, we're ready to settle the case f Bucket List v. Boomerang."
Yoga Accident.
"True, we could be soaring through the emerald corridors of sunset. What's your point?"
Emergency Route Down.
Meditating
'Oh, you don't need a prescription. You just need to refrain from everything you enjoy.'
"It doesn't matter how small you start...."
Ascension Aspirant T-Shirts Collection
Ascension Aspirant Mugs
Looking for more ways to inspire their ascension journey? Explore our collection of uplifting mugs that motivate and remind them of their spiritual growth.
Ascension Aspirant Pillows
Create a peaceful, inspiring space with our pillows designed for ascension aspirants—perfect for meditation or relaxation areas.
Ascension Aspirant Prints
Decorate their environment with art that fuels their ascent—browse our prints and bring higher vibrations into their everyday space.