Artsy Technophile Gifts

'Actually, I'm working on a new computer password.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The Googler

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"The record player is skipping again."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

The Line-up

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I have no problem with A.I."

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Digital Canvas

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."