Artsy Economist Gifts

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Dollar sign balloon.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

The Greek Trampoline

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'Crisis'

Out.

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

U.S. Credit Rating

"I don't like the look of this."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

Chinese stock market

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"