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I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Don't editorialize."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The Decline of Europe

King Solomon's Pollster.

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Gustav Holst

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.