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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Don't editorialize."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Decline of Europe

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

King Solomon's Pollster.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Gustav Holst

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'