Artistry Mugs

"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."

'Show off!'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Peter Gabriel

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

'Sorry, you have the wrong background for the job.'

An act of amazing restraint.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Shadow Artist

society of cartoonists...

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

At the Museum

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."