Artistic Volunteer Gifts

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Please Give

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Professional Fund Riasers

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Supporting the arts'

Charity mugger

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

"Oh, hello darling..."

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Coronation Civil Rights