Artistic Surprise Seeker Mugs

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Kid doing cave paintings

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Sweet surprise.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'They were all out of roses.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Tree Squirrel