Artistic Struggle Enthusiast Mugs

'By the time we finish it's gone out of fashion and we have to start all over again.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Toilet Art.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"Bloody Graffiti."

Graffiti on baseboard.

Just Stop Oil Painting

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Couldn't you just stick with Early Brutalist same as everyone else?"

"Do you realise we are pre- pre- pre- pre- raphaelites?

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

Coronation Civil Rights

"Still a freelance journalist?"