Artistic Struggle Enthusiast Gifts

'By the time we finish it's gone out of fashion and we have to start all over again.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"Bloody Graffiti."

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

Muhammad Dali...

Toilet Art.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Graffiti on baseboard.

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Coronation Civil Rights

"Couldn't you just stick with Early Brutalist same as everyone else?"

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'There out to be a law against it!'

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"