Artistic Squirrel Prints

"I start with the main work, then knock off 20 or so preliminary sketches."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Hats and Food

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

Trainspotting.

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

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