Artistic Penguin Enthusiast Prints

'Mrs Shirley, I need 15.000 photocopies, please. Thanks!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Ice shelfie.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Teddy and friends.

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'