Artistic Hustler Pillows

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Work Slave

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Engineer on the move.

The Real American Dream

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

Pottery Slam

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'Congratulations you have just made our one millionth request for a raise!'

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Lost property

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

"What am I doing? Oh, web design, mostly... A little freelance illustration when I can find it."

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

The Sick Man of Europe

'I also do taxes.'

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