Artistic Caveman Appreciator Pillows

'Not that yukky color!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The First Fire Stick

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

I don

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I call it angle-poise"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I love it!"