"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"
Artisan Food Lover Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that shares their love for artisan food—funny, stylish, and perfect for coffee or tea breaks while dreaming of their next gourmet adventure.
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
"Is the MSG local?"
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
Party time.
"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."
"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."
"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"
"We've misjudged the tapas again."
"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint
"Your meal sounded nice."
You're the sizzle in my roast!
Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'
Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.
"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."
Thermidor Dali
Dad's old fashioned barbeque
The worm that churned!
"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."
'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'
'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'
'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'
Snacks for Learners
As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.
"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."
"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."
Artisan Food Lover Mugs Collection
Artisan Food Lover Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that reflect their artisan spirit—great for sprucing up kitchens, cafes, or cozy nooks with a dash of humor and style.
Artisan Food Lover Prints
Browse our art prints celebrating artisan foods—ideal for adding personality and a gourmet touch to any space.
Artisan Food Lover T-Shirts
Find clever and stylish t-shirts for food aficionados—fun apparel that showcases their passion for fine, handcrafted flavors.