Artificial Limb Advocate Mugs

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

AI Safety Officer

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

People and robots

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

The incomplete Angler

"All of my friends are imaginary."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'If you have any other concerns, talk to the boss - his cave is always open.'

Prosthetic snake.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"Narrative play is dead."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

'I live an alternative lifestyle. I pay my bills.'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'How flexible are we on the issue of flextime?'

"When we were young we didn't have those fancy toys. We had to develop our imaginations."

Play-Doh vs Work Doh

Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.

I want the robots to win.

"Experience isn't necessary, but you must be highly flexible."

Gambling Addiction Treatment Center

Man with mousey nose running a health food store

Ice Bucket Challenge

Introducing Roach-Hab.

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."