Artificial Intelligence Humorist Pillows

"Your home keeps calling my home dumb. My home may not be smart, but at least it's not rude."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Terry had a computer bug.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'My dog ate my computer.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Hardware and software

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

'It's a snow mobile.'