Artifice Appreciator Mugs

Bank Front

Madonna of the Pukes.

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

The Family Joules: Part 3

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

Lot for people who don't know how to park.