Artifact Seeker Pillows

"You must stop digging up the past."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Haunted museum

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.