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'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I'd like a round table!'

"Use thy core!"

"Yeah, I want to get it removed but I need to find a specialist."

Camelot Arms Fair

"Why does it always have to be fit for a KING?!"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!' - 'Oh, no! - 'global wurming'!'

'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Oh no, it's the lardy of the lake."

Lady of the Lake/Sharks

Lady of the bath...

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

Knights of the bedside table.

Jack London

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"They're my Knights of the Round Table! - Stop calling them my focus group!"

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."