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Marcello Mastroianni.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"Love your ambiance!"

Death Beggar

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Cat Mask

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It sold for how much!'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Is that you Mildred?"

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Cat in a rat suit with caption 'Rat is Cat'.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 6

"Between being totally aloof or being obsessively curious, it's a full day."

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

Super Hero Drug Testing

Giant wants his shoe back.

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

'I always thought 'heads will roll' was just a figure of speech.'

Stone Hen

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

The Cartoon Reaper.

"Stick what up?"