Artful Dodger Admirers T-Shirts

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

The Artist

'Projectile painting.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Shell Fire

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Private Viewing

Easter Candy Island.

I'm sure it's fake.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Frosty the Repairman"

Europa takes a selfie

Donald Glover

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

The Masters.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Starbucks Siren

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Modeling gig

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.