Artful Advert Enthusiasts Gifts

Frans Hals Visuals.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Direct Marketing...

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Roads with a view.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

As Seen Watching TV

F1 - Quit Smoking.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Your Ad Here.

This Space Available.

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

Eat More Salted Nuts

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'It's used to be wine, women and song. Now, it's beer, the old lady and TV ad jingles.'

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

QR tattoo.

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

"He's a genius at product placement."

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

'With my marketing savvy this place would be gold.'

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor just went out of business!'

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'