Art Technique Buff Mugs

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Deflator mouse

Mikado

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Masquerade

Tina Turner

Macbeth: Take Two

Un ballo in maschera

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Tristan Und Isolde

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'I'm a star!'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Hollywood producer.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

Ballet Lovers

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

A Cow Striptease