History Of Art Buff Mugs

Paul Cezanne

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Now I really hate poetry."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Deflator mouse

Mikado

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Tina Turner

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

Knickerless Cage.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Un ballo in maschera

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Hollywood producer.