Art Talker Mugs

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Creative accounting.

Men dancing

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

Trash-talkin' artists

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

The Prostate Monologues

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Percentage artwork

Art Gallery.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

Don Giovanni

Hieroglyph stamps.

Gallery Guide

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

"My dear, I'm an artist! I reveal my innermost being to people and give them the highest emotions!"

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Picasso's Blue Period

"His paintings are better than they look."

Office joker

Public Speaking Shoes

Mmpf Mfggle...

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

Joe Franklin