Art Sleuth Mugs

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Private Viewing

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Art Plagiarism

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Mysteries.

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Optician and the PI.