Art Prize Dreamer Pillows

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Giraffe Portrait

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Space for Lease.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Olympic Climate

The world's most unemployable family

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Children's imagination

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."