Art Prize Dreamer Pillows

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Space for Lease.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

The world's most unemployable family

Olympic Climate

Woman throwing giant pot.

Children's imagination

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'Looking for a muse, love?'

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."