Art Lovers In The Stone Age Pillows

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

This side is the gag reel.

Early Business Planning

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Goddess

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Infographics: the early years.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Pompeii restoration project.

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'What's on the other side?...'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Mammoth Posing

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

Political Cave Art

"Frieze!"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"I call it angle-poise"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Musical Vases

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"I love it!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Cave Painter