Art Investor Prints

Businessman looks at abstract painting, saying: 'I won't be investing in this one -I've just met the artist and he's in perfectly good health.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

'Beautiful. But will it quadruple in value the next ten years?'

Gillian, Barry, and the Price of a Small Braque

"Not only are we the only gallery issuing regular buy, hold, and sell recommendations - we're the only one where you can take a short position."

Time to recoup my investment before the bottom falls out of the art market.

'I haven't much time. Just show me your masterpieces.'

"As much as I try I can't see this one as a wise investment."

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"The overthinker"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

The Selfie

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Candle Portraits.

Wagging Dog

Misunderstood artist

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.