Art History Aficionados Prints

Pieter Bruegel the Elder

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

Baroque Peacock

'Projectile painting.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Convenience.

Raphael

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Tinnitus?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Troys'R'Us.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Whistler's father.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Easter Candy Island.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Medusa and Perseus.

Donald Glover

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Artistic License

American Gothic Selfie

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"