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Trojan Horse.

And Cain rose up against Abel and violated his civil rights.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Teddy Test

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Albertus Magnus

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Convenience.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

Raphael

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Kultural K9's.

"Feel better, dear?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Tinnitus?"

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"