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Trojan Horse.

And Cain rose up against Abel and violated his civil rights.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Teddy Test

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Albertus Magnus

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

A caveman paints from life

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

Convenience.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Raphael

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Mimi's final scene

"What did Jesus order?"

Joe Biden

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Tinnitus?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Shell Fire

"Feel better, dear?"

Phoenix